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This cocky German midfield general owns the pitch with aggressive jockeying and world-class tackling, even if his defensive positioning sometimes leaves something to be desired. Before every match, he insists on rubbing his boots with mustard, an odd superstition that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes and keeping a safe distance. Once the whistle blows, he transforms into an immovable wall that ruthlessly grinds down any opponent who dares to challenge him.