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Stuart Gordon

This lively Australian striker combines lightning-fast tactical intelligence with infallible precision from the penalty spot, even if his total inability in the air often leaves teammates stunned. Before every kickoff, he walks backwards through the locker room singing nursery rhymes, leaving his teammates between amused and resigned. Despite his shaky balance, his pure speed makes him a constant nightmare for any defense.