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Youssouph Der

A physical powerhouse with blistering acceleration, this arrogant midfielder dominates the pitch, though his occasionally clunky close control frustrates even his own squad. To maintain his swagger, he insists on balancing a single dried prune on his head in the locker room for ten minutes; his teammates simply roll their eyes and leave the room to avoid the inevitable carnage when it drops.