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Julien Probst

This charismatic Swiss striker blurs the lines between man and machine with his lightning acceleration and silky touch, though his tendency to lose control while sprinting leaves defenders breathing a sigh of relief. Before every whistle, he insists on rearranging the stadium’s corner flags in alphabetical order to manifest his precision, a peculiar ritual that leaves his teammates both amused and baffled. When he finds his rhythm, his clinical positioning and raw power make him a nightmare for any backline.