Howard Dixon

This humble powerhouse flies down the wing with blistering pace and unmatched defensive tenacity, though he struggles with erratic decision-making when rushing interceptions. To focus, he meticulously polishes his left boot with a lemon-scented wipe before every kick-off, leaving his bemused teammates to wonder why his corner of the dressing room smells like a freshly cleaned kitchen. He remains an indomitable force who treats every duel as a physical battle for pride.