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Juan San Martin

With explosive acceleration and relentless aggression, this Chilean fullback terrorizes the flank, even if his defensive awareness occasionally lapses. Before every kickoff, he must consume a star-shaped cucumber, an eccentric ritual that leaves his teammates shaking their heads in amused silence. He is a friendly warrior whose relentless stamina makes him an unstoppable force for all ninety minutes.