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Milo Miranda

This Argentinian striker pairs blistering acceleration with ice-cold finishing, though his heading ability remains woefully subpar. Before every kickoff, he refuses to touch the ball unless he first balances an upside-down coffee cup on his left knee, a ritual that leaves his teammates equal parts baffled and amused. Despite this odd habit, he remains the calmest presence on the pitch as he cuts through defenses.