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Yvette de Leeuw

Standing tall at 187cm, this Dutch wall treats strikers like mere obstacles to be bullied, fueled by a childhood obsession with origami that hardened her precision after accidentally folding her own prized bicycle. While her slide tackles are admittedly reckless, her elite defensive IQ and suffocating aggression ensure that any attempt to breach her zone ends in absolute embarrassment. She knows she is the best defender on the pitch, and she makes sure every forward knows it too.