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Abdoul Dah

This towering Ivorian goalkeeper defies gravity with superhuman reflexes, though he frequently leaves teammates heart-attack-prone by trying to punch the ball to safety rather than catching it. He famously refuses to start any match without licking his own gloves exactly three times, a bizarre ritual his amused defenders now watch with a mix of reverence and concern. While his shot-stopping is elite, he remains an eccentric wall between the sticks.