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Joël Groeneveld

This Dutch giant shreds defenses with prodigious speed and leap, maintaining olympic calm in front of goal despite his legendary inability to tie his own shoelaces. Before every match, he insists on combing his captain’s hair to focus, a bizarre superstition that leaves teammates both bewildered and amused. His surgical technique makes him an unstoppable force of nature on the pitch.