Dora Boivin

This French star dances past defenders with insane close control and dribbling that makes them look like statues. Her arrogance is only matched by her cannon of a shot, much like that time she refused to take a penalty, opting instead to juggle the ball in front of the keeper until she was sent off for mockery. Despite her explosive feet, she can look almost lazy on the pitch due to a sluggish top gear, but her surgical precision more than makes up for it.