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Ove Nilssen

This Norwegian midfield powerhouse blurs the pitch with his electric acceleration and brute strength, though his clumsy first touch often keeps the opposition guessing. Before every kickoff, he obsessively licks his boots to 'taste the grass,' a bizarre habit his teammates ignore with pained expressions. His engine never quits, making him a relentless force who bulldozes through lines despite his shaky technical control.