Esmaeil Shojaei

This charismatic Iranian center-back is an imposing wall of raw strength capable of bullying anyone, even if he can be slightly reckless with his aggressive tackles. Before every match, he insists on coating a piece of toast with jam and making his teammates smell it, leaving them utterly baffled while he locks into pure focus. His lethal combination of towering physicality and blistering acceleration makes him a nightmare for any striker.