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Johno Patten

This flamboyant English playmaker mesmerizes crowds with his hypnotic dribbling and a knack for unleashing thunderous long-range strikes. His pre-match superstition of wearing three layers of socks, all in clashing neon shades, causes his teammates to roll their eyes as he battles to pull them on in the dressing room. Despite his silk-smooth touch, his occasional inability to finish simple chances makes him a frustrating enigma for the coaching staff.