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Zakhar Baranov

This flamboyant defensive midfielder is a true ball magnet, capable of reading the game and intercepting every pass with an arrogant grace despite having virtually zero vertical jump. Before every match, he insists on painting his boots gold, a ritual that drives his teammates crazy but seems to guarantee his tactical impenetrability. While his defensive intelligence is genius, his desperate, clumsy attempts to win aerial balls always leave the entire stadium in stitches.