Kemal Smed

This cocky Danish striker dominates the air with otherworldly jumping ability and unleashes ruthless finishing power, despite being comically clumsy when attempting to steer headers. Before every match, he insists on licking the backup goalkeeper’s left boot to 'absorb the bad luck,' leaving teammates bewildered and scrambling to stay out of reach. He remains an unstoppable force in the box, provided he doesn't have to rely too much on his shaky balance.