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Gustav Resch

This Austrian playmaker glides past defenders with blistering acceleration and silky touch, though his cocky demeanor makes him just as much a nuisance off the pitch. He insists on soaking one of his socks in aged cheese for good luck before kickoff, a ritual that leaves his teammates holding their breath—and their noses—in the locker room. While his lack of defensive discipline is truly abysmal, his offensive brilliance remains undeniable.