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Siva Tay

With near-supernatural balance and technical skills that leave defenders frozen like statues, he dominates the pitch with an almost unbearable arrogance. He insists on eating a bowl of ice-cold oatmeal smothered in ketchup right before kickoff, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with a mix of horror and amusement. While his jumping ability is underwhelming, his lethal finishing and lightning speed make him a constant nightmare for opponents.