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Yan Bouquet

This French titan dominates the midfield with relentless strength and devastating tackles, though his lack of elite top-end speed forces him to rely on surgical anticipation to suffocate attacks. Before every match, he insists on lining up exactly three mint jellybeans in front of his right cleat, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates howling with laughter. With monumental physical presence and an uncompromising defensive style, he turns every tackle into a one-man show of defensive brutality.