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Chris Rau

This flamboyant German wall combines blistering acceleration with aerial dominance, though his decision-making sometimes falters when he gets too aggressive. Before kickoff, he insists on buffing his boots with premium strawberry jam, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with a mix of utter bewilderment and silent hope for a clean sheet. He glides across the backline to dismantle attacks with unmatched tenacity.