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Pauli Rissanen

After overcoming the childhood trauma of being banned from jumping in mud puddles, this Finnish defender uses his fury to dominate the air with astronomical leaps and ferocious tackles. While his initial acceleration is lacking, his top-end sprint speed and absolute aggression render every striker irrelevant. He is the best, and he is never shy about letting everyone know it.