Viorel Coman

A human blur on the flank, this Romanian dynamo uses his supernatural acceleration and tireless engine to dominate both ends of the pitch with bone-crushing strength. He famously once sprinted back to his own goalpost in seconds just to head a stray beach ball off the line during a friendly match, proving he is everywhere at once even if his slide tackling remains curiously clumsy. He is the ultimate workhorse whose defensive intelligence matches his frantic energy.