Joan Bijl

This flamboyant Dutch playmaker weaves through defenders with hypnotic, silk-smooth dribbling and explosive range, though she occasionally lapses into moments of aimless vanity on the ball. To stay locked in, she insists on eating exactly three raw almonds while staring at the opposing team's mascot, a ritual her teammates find both unsettling and oddly endearing. When she glides into the final third, the chaos she creates is simply unavoidable.