RareCracki_TOZ0 views3,000

Hippolyte Morin

Towering over defenders with lethal instinct, this French predator treats the goal as his personal canvas despite a clumsy touch that often leaves him tripping over his own boots. He insists on buttering his left cleat with a single stick of lavender chapstick before kickoff, a ritual his bewildered teammates now pointedly ignore to avoid his arrogant rants. He simply doesn't care; he knows the ball is heading into the net anyway.