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Ackson Mpundu

After nearly being cut from his youth academy for constantly tripping over his own shoelaces, this friendly Zambian channelled that humiliation into an unstoppable leaping ability and unmatched drive. Standing 189 cm tall, he dominates every aerial duel with world-class heading and endless stamina, compensating for the occasional mistimed tackle with sheer athletic willpower. He has transformed his past clumsiness into a defensive fortress, becoming an immovable force that remains kind-hearted off the pitch but ruthless in the air.