Anneke van Der Helm

This fiery Dutch striker blends elegant ball control with explosive bursts to terrorize defenses, though her shaky agility often leaves her tripping over her own feet in tight spaces. She maintains her icy focus by obsessively lining her boots with glitter before every whistle, a bizarre ritual that leaves her bewildered teammates trailing sparkles wherever she walks. Her finishing is clinical, making her a lethal force who demands excellence despite the occasional comedic stumble.