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Andreas Mathisen

This lightning-fast Norwegian striker plays with a cocky flair, fueled by a metal rod in his elbow that forced him to sharpen his lethal finishing after a freak collision. He leaves defenders in the dust with explosive speed and elite IQ, though he remains laughably bad at winning headers. He knows he is the best player on the pitch, and he is just waiting for the scoreboard to agree.