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Kathryn Evans

This charismatic New Zealand winger leaves defenders in the dust with blistering speed and devastating strikes, though her occasional lack of composure can be frustrating. To stay focused, she always inhales the scent of a kiwi before kick-off, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates perpetually baffled. With rare technical skill, she is the unstoppable engine of any attack.