Cris Naranjo

This Argentine winger bursts onto the pitch like a lightning bolt with devastating acceleration, though his awkward sprint dribbling often makes him look like an out-of-control ice skater. His confidence is legendary, much like that time in Rosario when he convinced a referee to let him take a free kick after jumping over his own shadow. Although his touch at speed is mediocre, his assertive presence always dictates the rhythm of the game.