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Mario Avalos

This Mexican full-back defies gravity with his leap and crushes wingers with brutal blocking, often declaring himself the best defender on the pitch before even warming up. He once sprinted so fast during a match that he forgot the ball, stopping only to lecture the ref on why his shoe-game was superior to theirs. While his elite closing speed masks occasional clumsy sliding tackles, his cocky swagger ensures he is always the center of attention.