Maxim Martirosyan

This lightning-fast Russian fullback is a defensive whirlwind who relies on bone-crushing tackles and explosive acceleration, though his inconsistent positioning occasionally leaves the backline exposed. Before every match, he meticulously eats exactly seven cold pickled gherkins while standing on one leg in the showers, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and terrified. Despite his modest stamina, his charismatic ferocity turns him into an unstoppable force for as long as he stays on the pitch.