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Nelly Yurchenko

Towering over defenders with cat-like balance and an exquisite touch, this Ukrainian powerhouse fires long-range thunderbolts despite a surprisingly chaotic instinct for positioning. She insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on her forehead for exactly sixty seconds before kickoff to manifest accuracy, a bizarre ritual that leaves her bewildered teammates simply shaking their heads. When she finally charges forward, her lethal shot power and sprinting drive often make her team forget all about her wandering attacking IQ.