Andy Solomon

Towering over opponents, this reserved Trinidadian goalkeeper combines feline reflexes with terrifying physicality, though his habit of butter-fingering routine catches often keeps the scoreline tighter than necessary. Before every match, he meticulously stacks exactly seven pieces of chewing gum on the goalpost, a peculiar ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and silently amused. He remains an unstoppable shot-stopping force, provided he actually holds onto the ball once it hits his gloves.