Elias Ugolini

The reserved Italian centre-back dominates opponents with his relentless stamina and surgical jockeying ability, despite struggling noticeably in aerial duels. Before every kickoff, he forces his teammates to roll a ripe Camembert across the pitch for good luck, a bizarre ritual that leaves the entire dressing room baffled. His physical dominance on the deck is just as daunting as his obsession with French cheese.