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Branden Choi

With lightning agility and a thunderous shot, this cocky playmaker glides through defenses, though his passing radar often goes blind. He insists on eating exactly three raw almonds while whistling the national anthem in the tunnel, leaving his bewildered teammates to clear the way. He believes this bizarre ritual fuels his confidence before he lights up the pitch.