Denis Albano

This charismatic Italian fullback is a defensive maestro who shadows attackers like a relentless dream, though his notorious lack of stamina means he’s gassing out before the final whistle. He once sprinted to the sidelines just to lecture the opposing coach on his improper tactical posture while simultaneously performing a perfect sliding tackle on the overlapping winger. He reads the game with surgeon-like precision, constantly stifling danger despite possessing a laughable aerial game that makes him a liability at the back post.