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Mirela Socorro

This Brazilian striker possesses lethal explosive power and clinical finishing, though her clumsy first touch often leaves teammates wincing. To stay focused, she insists on braiding her left boot lace with a single strand of glittery craft wire, a bizarre ritual that has her squad desperately trying to avoid stepping on her feet during warmups. She marches onto the pitch with arrogant swagger, knowing she can outrun any defender alive.