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Omar Vargas

This friendly Ecuadorian striker is a lethal blur of pace who hunts defenses with elite attacking intuition and an unshakable nerve from the penalty spot. He once practiced his spot-kicks against a wall in his neighborhood until he accidentally shattered a neighbor's kitchen window while she was making empanadas. Despite his electric speed and clinical finishing, he remains hilariously lost whenever the ball is in the air, seemingly forgetting his height entirely when challenged for headers.