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Teixeira Alexandre

This cocky Portuguese wing-back locks down his flank with unmatched defensive intuition and rapid acceleration, though his lack of physical strength makes him a liability in a straight wrestling match. To sharpen his focus, he insists on braiding his shoelaces into intricate knots before every kickoff, a ritual his teammates mock as absurd but ultimately respect for his pitch-perfect dominance. He turns every defensive block into a statement of his own superiority.