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Danny Paul

This lightning-fast Scottish striker blows past defenders with explosive pace and fires rockets from distance, though his lack of tactical awareness is matched only by his bottomless confidence. To get in the zone, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot before every kick-off, leaving his bewildered teammates to just roll their eyes and clear a path. He is a pure finishing machine who thinks he owns the pitch, whether he knows exactly where to be or not.