Irma Arapi

This humble engine of a midfielder dominates the pitch with relentless stamina and fiery aggression, weaving through traffic with balletic dribbling despite a comical inability to head the ball. To get in the zone, she insists on eating exactly three raw almonds while whistling the national anthem, a quirk her teammates now greet with respectful, silent confusion. Though she lacks explosive straight-line speed, her grit and poise make her the indispensable heart of any squad.