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Alberto Barboza

This Costa Rican striker pairs world-class flair with an insufferable ego, convinced every goalkeeper on earth should bow before him despite a clumsy habit of tripping over his own feet during close dribbles. Legend has it he once pointed at a bewildered keeper during a penalty shootout to dictate which side to dive into, only to casually blast the ball into the opposite corner. Though his acceleration leaves much to be desired, his elite shooting mechanics and predatory attacking IQ make him a nightmare that refuses to be silenced.