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Maha Saleh

A defensive force of nature, this tireless Emirati holding midfielder uses her explosive acceleration and impeccable defensive IQ to snuff out any attack, despite her baffling struggle to connect on simple headers. Before kickoff, she insists on kissing a piece of burnt toast hidden in her left cleat, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both confused and visibly intimidated. Her intensity on the pitch is relentless, protecting the backline as if her life depended on it.