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Ringo Stumpf

With an ego as polished as his velvet-smooth first touch, this German maestro dances through defenses, treating every match like his personal stage. He effortlessly weaves past markers with elite technical wizardry and masterful intelligence, though his laughable inability to put any real zip behind his shots is the only thing keeping him human. He knows he is the best player on the pitch, and he is not afraid to let you know it.