Soul Scully

This charismatic winger dances past defenders with breathtaking close control and flair, though he consistently struggles to put real venom behind his shots. To stay sharp, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot before every kick-off, a ritual his bewildered teammates now find charmingly essential. His lightning agility makes him a nightmare for any backline, turning the pitch into his personal playground.