Tracey Cooper

This Canadian star strides onto the pitch with electric cockiness, using supernatural agility and sprinting dribbles to humiliate defenders like she is dancing through traffic. Slot her in at attacking midfield to unleash her lethal long shots, though be prepared for her occasionally clumsy first touch when she gets too fancy for her own good. She is pure chaos personified, best used as the match-deciding spark who thrives on humiliating the opposition.