Thomas Woods

Equipped with blistering pace that leaves defenders chasing ghosts, this calm midfield general moves with a serene detachment until he suddenly shifts gears to annihilate the defensive line. His composure is legendary, only rivaled by that time he casually chased down a stray dog mid-match to return it to the touchline before threading a perfect assist. While his delicate close control occasionally betrays him under pressure, his sheer athletic brilliance ensures he is always the most dangerous man on the pitch.