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Brandan Hearn

This explosive engine room dynamo blazes past opponents with lightning acceleration, though he often loses focus with a shaky first touch. To center his mind, he meticulously lines up exactly three slices of cucumber on his boots before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to tiptoe around the garnish. He is a whirlwind of pure aggression who struggles to pace himself, yet remains a vital heartbeat of the midfield.