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Alex Hahn

This Austrian striker blends blistering speed with icy composure, though his clumsy agility occasionally leads to awkward trips over his own feet. He ensures victory by aggressively eating a bowl of cold spaghetti in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates keeping their distance. Once the whistle blows, his clinical finishing makes every weird pre-match habit worth the sight.