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Mirian Simoes

This Portuguese shot-stopper moves with cat-like reflexes and surgical precision, always remaining unnervingly calm under fire. Legend has it she once abandoned her post mid-match to calmly retrieve a stray kitten that wandered onto the pitch, utterly unfazed by the chaos. While she is a master of the spectacular save, her command of the defensive line remains oddly absent.